vendredi 30 mars 2007

The CRAFT Guide to How to Get Your Face Printed on Money


For those of us whose goal in life is to get some country to print a new banknote or to mint a new coin with their picture on it, it's not always easy since most people who are on banknotes and coins are dead. And what's the point of getting your face on money if you're not around to enjoy going to a shop and paying for your groceries with a picture of yourself. So, here are a few ways to achieving this dream WITHOUT having to die first:
1- Become the Queen of England. She's on quite a bit of money.
2- Be the first to climb Mount Everest. We can see how that might be difficult, but you can always try.
3- Invent a time-machine. Not only will this help you get enough recognition to be printed on money, but it can also help you achieve the first two ways.
4- Become an animal. Many countries have pictures of animals on their bills. Be careful though, not all animals are as respected or revered by enough people to get printed on banknotes. One suggestion is to choose an extinct or endangered species.
5- Become a flag. But make sure you're in one of those countries that print their flag on their banknotes.
6- Become a digit. Zero is preferable as it appears quite often.

So there... That's plenty of options. Now you don't have an excuse to just sit around and feel sorry for yourself that no one's ever gonna buy stuff with pictures of you.

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